Absurdity

This seems absurd:
http://www.cbc.ca/consumer/story/2007/11/29/pet-quench.html

In other news, last night I had a dream that I was swimming in some sort of small lake (perhaps man-made) and some woman lost her engagement ring at the sandy bottom of the shallow lake (engagement ring imagery was brought on by my watching of CSI last night). No one could find it, so they called in a team (and used those of us swimming there) to conduct a search and use a metal detector. I think the team used the metal detector first (or maybe it was a big magnet?) to bring all metal items on top of the sandy bottom. Then we all searched for the ring. For some reason, the ring was never found, but we did find a whole lot of sharp pairs of scissors! We were all appalled by this (but perhaps not appalled enough). The dream ended with a friend of mine being upset/angry with the fiancé of the woman who had lost the ring. I don't know why.

This dream appears to mean nothing, but I thought finding scissors at the bottom of a public lake was curious.